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I think is great to have an big fandon, but only if its something well good like Star Wars The lord of the Rings and that kind of stuff... not the Twilight crap or most of the anime crap ( i like anime but most of it really sucks )
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I don't know what's wrong with me I think I'm turning into a bug
I see double what I see I think I'm turning into a bug
I ain't got no self-esteem I think I'm turning into a bug
Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, and I'm turning into a bug!
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Beauty, Truth, Freedom and above all Love.
You are going to be VERY bad for business, I can tell.
- Moulin Rouge (both).
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"Souls? Mere goblets of cosmic snot.
What mattered was matter. The blood and the bone. And he had slowly imbued himself with a calling...he was a creature of unshakled will, with a mandate to peel the gangrenous skin from the earth."
~The Book of Matthew
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Raise your hand if you like Grey's Anatomy. Current # of hands: 19.
I believe Jesus Christ is my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it then post this in your signature.
*Snape fan since book II*
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This is a link to my webcomic site [link] please check it out.
People tell me it's funny, so I got that going for me. Then if they're really nice, they buy a shirt [link]
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Read new episodes of my comic Ben & Winslow every Friday on Defenestration Magazine: [link]
Avatar by `arrioch
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"She's what you'd call, 'dog-in-purse crazy'."
...ARE YOU wearing starwars underpants?
~sHoRtY
But this was just classic! This is what we call a contradiction to oneself.c:
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If that made any sense.
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