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icon by *the-sequel
and be happy you're cynical, it works great for comics
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"Souls? Mere goblets of cosmic snot.
What mattered was matter. The blood and the bone. And he had slowly imbued himself with a calling...he was a creature of unshakled will, with a mandate to peel the gangrenous skin from the earth."
~The Book of Matthew
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"She's what you'd call, 'dog-in-purse crazy'."
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Beauty, Truth, Freedom and above all Love.
You are going to be VERY bad for business, I can tell.
- Moulin Rouge (both).
´´Theres no such thing as a stupid question untill they ask it!``
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I don't know what's wrong with me I think I'm turning into a bug
I see double what I see I think I'm turning into a bug
I ain't got no self-esteem I think I'm turning into a bug
Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, and I'm turning into a bug!
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Live for today... sleep for tomorrow.
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Art is making the invisible visible.
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Other stupid questions I've heard:
"Is this for free?"
"Do you work here?"
"Are you having a sale?"
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Read new episodes of my comic Ben & Winslow every Friday on Defenestration Magazine: [link]
Avatar by `arrioch
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Desperate times call for desperate pleasures
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Der Eisverkäufer hat meine schuhe GESTOHLEN!!! D:
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