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"Billy has more toys than me!"
"Who's Billy?"
"I don't know, but he has more toys than me!"
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Dressing boys in drag NEVER gets old. ^.^
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"If you were a book, you would have 69 pages because I ripped out 70 and fed it to the hungry hamster that is my soul."
~(text message)
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i moved to a new account!
Gah! Muffin Tops are HORRIBLE.
*eye twitch*
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"The artist is never morbid. The Artist can express everything" ~Oscar Wilde
"Meow meow cat chow. Cease your flatulent winds and hear my mind numbing explosion of wicked noise!" ~Happy Noodle Boy
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"She's what you'd call, 'dog-in-purse crazy'."
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I don't know what's wrong with me I think I'm turning into a bug
I see double what I see I think I'm turning into a bug
I ain't got no self-esteem I think I'm turning into a bug
Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, and I'm turning into a bug!
wow
i can't unsee these things
thanks.
the old man was particularly creepy
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i can kill you with my brain.
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Art is making the invisible visible.
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